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ALL PHOTOS:

Signiora Secondina – Crena Hemmings
“Dear old Mum”, Australia’s only prize-winning 80 year old Shirley Temple look-alike – don’t let those golden locks fool you, she’s got a knockout punch!

Femmina da’Inferno – Gail Evans
As head of the family she keeps this show on the road. With a heavy vehicle driver’s licence, a penchant for competition, and the rhythm of the dance-floor pulsing through her veins, this lady sets the pace in the ring.

Ruffiano Inferno – Yoris Wilson
With one foot on the dance-floor and one foot in the bedroom, just try to keep pace with this hot-footed, hot-blooded pseudo-Latino lover.

Cara Inferno – Kelly Beneforti
‘Miss Junior Runner Up’, Barrow Creek callisthenics – she can bend, she can flex, she can do the splits. With moves like these, lock up your sons while she is in town!

Mia Inferno – Ciella Williams
This twin has a fist full of second place cheer-leading prizes AND an impressive mastery of the Japanese language; without a doubt the most talented Round Card girl in the business.

‘Chuck’ Chu Bang Bang Loong Fatt Inferno – Kin Leong
Director and choreographer of unforgettable television masterpieces such as ‘The Dancing Chef’ and ‘Entertaining at Home with Kim Jong Il’. Hitch your wagon to Asia’s LEADING event promoter.

‘Chip’ Chu Bang Bang Short Fatt Inferno – Erwin Fenis
The Producer’s number one son. The girls will swoon, the boys will be busting a break to compete with him - from flip flop hip-hop to boy band banality, King Krumper’s got it all.

Hoopla Inferno – Emil Coutts-Kidd